Remember me?

Hey there guys n gals..

Remember me? The same one who gave you all the grub on whatever goes behind those sacred closed doors of our SEM temple... Resultrix.... thats right... it is a temple... these morons worship online marketing like nobody's business. Anyhow.. so now do u remember me?

sorry about the vanishing act but u see... it was all work and work and work that kept me away from delivering any news to you... btw.. I do have some interesting stuff to share with you all...

like.. over the past few months.. Resultrix became a Google Certified Company... like... we have been nominated for the coveted 'Hottest Startup of the year' by TATA NEN... like we have been busy catching some big fish... and like.. we have some new members on board too... so you see, a lot has been happening... and while I would normally have dedicated a post each to all these... curently time doesn't permit me to do that... so i guess, you should be pretty satiated with these quick updates about the action.

but hey.. we've been having a lot of fun too.. after all... how can we not party with so much happening... so we had a couple of b'day parties and other little celebrations.. and then we had a little ragging session for the new kids on the block... this was a sting operation actually.. so we have a video that you can view here...

but wait for me to upload it.. i am slightly technologically challenged in life.. so it will take me a while to figure out what exactly i need to do with it...

till then.. munch on this grub!

Ciao!!

Happy Birthday to Shibu!

Friends... Roamin's...CountryWine... oh I mean.. countrymen...

Well.. we had the first birthday bash at Resultrix yesterday!

Quite an extended celebration I tell ya.. it started with a cake which was slaughtered and half eaten, half smeared on Shibu... here's what we did to him... and what he did in turn...

the kid received, amongst other things like bumps and kicks, a card... tailor made (or copywriter-made perhaps) for shibu... here's a dekko...

the gang then hit 'Out of the Blue', this chic lounge at carter road, and then finally landed with bags-full of booze of every kind at the Bandra residence of a certain lean gentelman...

the party went on till wee hours and the time of this post can well explain that work occured late to all the hung-over heads... but hey.. it was worth it.. good fun!!

When's the next birthday did you say... eh Khabri?

HaPaDy BiRDaY ToO YUO!!

OhH.. i aM tWo DrUkn 2 wrIgHrte thIs... ToMOrORow mAyBhi..

GuHGFioDuhHH!!!

Big News!

Hiya all you beauties...

After all I said about my little 'khabri' in the last post, I guess I gotta chew those words hard...
Now this one tells me a piece of inside info... apparently, a new kid on the block has self-poached himself from one of the arch-rivals we have and has parked himself under the secure wings of the founder. From the look of it, the kid seems in awe of the latter and is pretty pleased with his decision.

From what I have heard, he's a techie and a pretty good one at that... cracks codes and algoriths like nobody's business... atta boy... I sure am intimidated.. Maths and such was never my forte you see..

anyhow.. let's hope this young lad brings days as bright as his infectious smile! Way to go dude!

Oh by the way, his name is currently withheld for security reasons :P

See ya guys!

I'm back

Hey people...

The heat in the capital got to me... really.. I'm back for good! There's enough here to turn the heat on though. My reliable khabri in Resultrix told me that a lot of action took place behind my back. Late nights turned into booze parties and the founder n co-founders crashed in at the office itself without bothering for a change or humane conditions to sleep in.

The air conditioning has finally started functioning and the fans have taken it easy - so have rising mental temperatures i would say.

Well, now that I'm here, I will furnish you with first hand information... without relying on my reliable khabri... he's a man after all... you know... limited observation n all...

till the next time then...

'Rest' is History!!

Phew!!! Gone are the days when they worked from 9 to 6 - perhaps 7 or at worst 9. The former blue-eyed boys, or men if you must, of their respective bosses are now busy working like dogs. (Yeah I know I can avoid the similie, its much the same even otherwise... but... ahm..)

So as I was saying that all these pampered spirits do now is work, day in day out... speaking from the point of view of the person who serves dinner at 2.30 in the morning or opens the door for them at 3.00 am perhaps, I guess... rest is history.. not just for them... but for the people around them too.. it does take two to tango!

Here's wishing them some shut-eye... and mouth too (really)!

Ta,

And the first cheque goes to...

Here's sharing a little moment of glory...
Our very first employee completes a month in our employment today. Moreover, he's the only on who's seen us at our worst - without an office that is. And before the make-shift office had a chair and table, this efficient techie worked on a park bench under the shade of a tree. Given that, that is hard to find in Mumbai, you can imagine the rough days he must have seen for the sake of being a part of Resultrix. Well, it pays I guess, as he's the first one to get a pay-cheque also :D

Great going Tanveer, keep up the good work... and change that old track for God's sake! One of these days Santosh will be found eating ur hard-disk to keep you away from those songs.

Anyhow, hope you got the hint... hehehe.. Waht! You didnt? Oh well, I guess I didnt make it obvious enough! What say peoplez!

Anyhow.. see you later.. agitator.. oops.. no..no..no.. :P